Just like old times

We're going back to basics with this post. It's the kind of post I made a lot of when I first moved into my own apt. I remember LOVING my privacy and being super horny and wanting to seduce all men. 😂 

At first it was that guy who walks his dog by my window at all hours. Standing in front of my window semi or sometimes fully nude. Undressing knowing anyone could walk by and see me. Not to mention the countless maintenance men I let in wearing no bra and sometimes in a crop top where one false move and my tits would be exposed. I got a rush out of it. Once I let a guy in wearing nothing but a very thin pink robe that left very little to the imagination. Of course everything was new and fresh back then. I was single and living alone and wanted to have some dirty pervy fun. 

I've grown since then. I don't do that stuff anymore. However...

I put in a maintenance request to have pest control come spray my apt as the weather is getting warmer and i'm noticing bugs coming out again. Now I know its like....once a month. I couldn't remember if it was the last friday of every month or....it turns out its the first thursday of the month. Which is today.  I got a knock on the door. Luckily I know to bolt the 2nd lock now, because I gave this person permission to enter thinking I would be out of the house. Thank GOD I was dressed. Well semi dressed. I had on my pink pajama set (pants and a button up shirt) which is so soft and yummy but my tits are very obvious as are my nipples. Also the buttons are stretched bc of my boobs. I was like shit. I quickly opened the door and said "you can come in and do your thing" as I walked into the bedroom. I was so....not prepared! I just threw my pink robe on top to cover my tits and went back out. Then I was embarrassed bc if I knew someone was coming I would have tidied up a bit.  There were dishes in the sink, and stuff sprawled out on the counter. 

I began cleaning up while he was spraying. We were in close quarters in my kitchen he had to squeeze by me. He was CUTE. You guuuuuuuyyyyysssss. He had blond hair and a beard, and blue eyes, and an earring. Ugh he was cuuute! I  was so embarrassed bc I would have liked to be prepared so I could have flirted properly. At one point he passed by the tv and saw Broad City playing and he said "Oh I love that show, whats it called?" I said Broad City.  He was kind of chatty but I couldn't volley bc I was sooooo in my head! Trying to do mental gymnastics to remember if there was anything embarrassing I had to worry about. He went down the hall to the bathroom. I thought omg is he gonna spray my bedroom? I know I left my vibrator out. Luckily he didn't. But also luckily I didn't leave it by the sink after I washed it. Phew!

He was done and I was still in my room trying to gather myself and he said he was done. I yelled "ok thanks!" and let him show himself out. I walked back to the front door and he reached back to grab the door and smiled at me "take care", yeah you too thanks. 

Bruuuhhhhh. Wish I could  retake that. Been more prepared. I could have flirted with him. He seemed hella open to it. Fuck. Oh well, just as well. He's probably married. Couldn't tell if there was a ring since he was wearing gloves.

I definitely used to be more adventurous and pervy before. lol. Although damn, it would have been a perfect opportunity to lean into my  inner domme. Maybe I should have just stood there as is and made direct eye contact. hahaha. next time.