Tragedy struck today....

While getting some much needed stress relief today, my clit sucker ran out of batteries mid wank. I tried to recover by reaching into my drawer and pulling out another vibrator. Not as targeted as my clit sucker but fuck it, it'll do. This motherfucker decides to run out on me when I was getting close. Mother-fuck-me-up-the-asshole!! I fucking charged this shit already!!!! I had to unplug something else to plug that motherfucker in so don't tell me it's dead. Motherfucking......i managed to squeeze just enough juice to get me to the finish line. But it's like using a jackhammer to put on lip gloss. unnecessary torque. I should buy a back up clit sucker. 

I should fucking sit on your face and have you be my clit sucker. haha jk we both know you suck at it. 😜